Sometimes around midnight after a long fruitless day of RP plotting me and Kas end up joking around to ease the tension. Except then it sometimes turns into the next arc of our game.
Nuri: hm asldfj lmfao god almost need the like sailor moon episode where r/k are about to make out when a child is dropped down on top of them Kas: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Kas: IDK LMAO IM HALF SO SOLD and half like what have you become Nuri: lasdkjflkasjdf this idea you laughed at and called ‘stupid’ is suddenly less so isn’t it Kas: and half like what have you become
ONE DAY, KING MINOS, WHO IS A BIT OF A DICK AND ALSO THE KING OF KNOSSOS ON THE ISLAND OF CRETE, HAS A REALLY FUCKING STUPID IDEA.
HE INSULTS POSEIDON. THAT’S RIGHT, THE MOTHERFUCKING SEA GOD. AND POSEIDON IS NOT SOMEBODY WHO LIKES BEING FUCKING INSULTED. AT ALL. SO WHAT DOES HE DO? HE MAKES MINOS’ WIFE PASIPHAE FALL IN LOVE WITH A SACRED BULL, OF COURSE. WHAT A FUCKING DICK.
PASIPHAE, NOT BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT, REALISES THAT FALLING IN LOVE WITH A BULL IS A BIT OF A PROBLEM, AS KINKY COW SEX IS A BIT IMPRACTICAL AND ALSO THE BULL DOESN’T FANCY HER BACK. FORTUNATELY FOR HER, THOUGH, HER HUSBAND HAS A PET INVENTOR HE KEEPS IN A FUCKING BOX. SHE ASKS DAEDALUS NICELY, AND HE MAKES HER A METAL COW SUIT. THAT’S RIGHT, HE MAKES HER A COSTUME SO SHE CAN PRETEND TO BE A REALLY FUCKING SEXY COW.
THEN SHE HAS SEX WITH THE SACRED BULL. MINOS IS PROBABLY PRETTY FUCKING DISTURBED BY ALL THIS HORRIBLE BULLSHIT.
BUT IT DOESN’T STOP THERE. OH NO. THE BULL GETS HER PREGNANT, AND SHE GIVES BIRTH TO A HALF MAN, HALF COW MONSTER.
NATURALLY, MINOS LOOKS AT IT AND JUST GOES “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING?” AND HAS IT LOCKED UP IN A MAZE UNDER THE PALACE. THE SENSIBLE THING TO DO WOULD HAVE BEEN TO KILL IT, BUT MINOS IS A FUCKING IDIOT.
Okay I don’t know if any of you guys know about the Lucian Dialogues but they’re basically amazing mythology fanfic/satire by a guy I hope to one day become. A personal favorite is #18 which features the best shade throwdown ever.
Leto: Oh, of course; my children are butchers and impostors. I know how you hate the sight of them. You cannot bear to hear my girl complimented on her looks, or my boy’s playing admired by the company.
Hera: His playing, madam!—excuse a smile;—why, if the Muses had not favoured him, his contest with Marsyas would have cost him his skin; poor Marsyas was shamefully used on that occasion; ’twas a judicial murder.—As for your charming daughter, when Actaeon once caught sight of her charms, she had to set the dogs upon him, for fear he should tell all he knew: I forbear to ask where the innocent child picked up her knowledge of obstetrics.
Leto: You set no small value on yourself, madam, because you are the wife of Zeus, and share his throne; you may insult whom you please. But there will be tears presently, when the next bull or swan sets out on his travels, and you are left neglected.
Aside from ‘existing’? LMFAO For Rhada, Kanon’s perpetual laziness/grossness is a big contender. Kanon will literally sit on top of a pile of dirty laundry bigger than the couch instead of washing anything and then gets mad when Rhada turns on the vacuum during the important part of his movie. For Kanon, Rhada’s nagging about everything (rightfully so or not), and his weird thing about organizing everything always.
30.) what does their closet(s) look like?
Kanon’s: a mess. Like only two things on a hanger and the rest is on the floor or shoved somewhere. Complete disorganization, it’s a wonder he finds anything. Rhada: everything arranged by season/color/shirt/pants/casual/dressy. There’s about ten different category systems in place. He’s very particular about how his clothes are arranged, so he can grab everything quickly. (Not that it matters because in Kanon’s opinion all his combos are ugly as shit)
33.) how do they refer to the other in public? how do other people refer to the other?
Rhada is fine saying ‘partner’ (or later on ‘spouse’), but Kanon is a definite N O on that. Rhada is just “that guy who is always around and is totally into me or something, not that I blame him”, and never does the word partner or husband or anything else super homo like that leave his lips. Most people connected to Kanon just call Rhada his partner (or babysitter tbh) but Minos and Aiacos call Rhada Kanon’s wife. But that’s because they got him an apron with that on it (that he actually uses, whadda gay.)
35.) how often do they go on dates?
Rhada actually encourages them to go on them quite often, he thinks it’s important for their relationship to have some time alone. About three to four times a month, on average, maybe more if Kanon thinks he’s getting a blowjob out of it.
42.) what are little gestures they do for each other?
And Rhada will get the bath ready for Kanon rather than getting in himself first, and gives him the big piece of chicken at dinner, and extra chocolate chips in his pancakes. Kanon maybe sometimes if no one they know is looking will take Rhada’s hand and put it in his pockets when it’s cold out, and he always remembers to feed the cat when he’s out of town even if he complains about it when he has to.
2.) who flirts more?
Technically, Black Saga HAHAHA :’D But otherwise, Aiolos, though it’s not realllllly flirting since he doesn’t realize he’s doing it. He’s just super affectionate and all that with his cutie patoot bf.
9.) do they act different in public and at home?
Sort…a? I mean at home they’re much more openly physically affectionate, and kiss and all that jazz, since Saga is kinda shy about PDA, but they’re still friendly and pleasant outside of the house.
17.) most trivial thing they fight over?
Who does the chores. Saga always takes it upon himself to do them, without asking Aiolos for help or offering for them to trade off. Aiolos is understandably bothered by this, and tries to stop that sort of behavior, since he wants them to share.
28.) what kind of stuff can be found around their place?
Loooooots of books, since Saga loves to read. Also plenty of paper and pens so he can take down notes whenever he needs to, and there’s lots of signs of his work. Aiolos is also a bit into sports, so there’s equipment for that around, and lots of things for Aiolia.
36.) typical date night? out or at home?
At home! They prefer to spend their time together quietly, privately. They can just relax, read a book together, watch the stars, have some coffee, those sort of simple, intimate things. :’)
Honestly just answer all the questions I would read the whole thing. NO don’t activate my Shiryu and Ohko as friends feelings like once they have kids they’re supposed to be positive influences for they just go do their stupid shit at night secretly.
Shiryu and Ohko as Best Buddies is both the best/most painful thing ever when I think about his training years. Like, I see them having always had a sort of friendly rivalry. While Hyoga and Isaak were more like brothers, Ohko and Shiryu were the kids who were like “I bet you can’t jump off this tree” “BETCHA I CAN AND I’LL JUMP HIGHER THAN YOU” “YOU’RE ON” and that lead to a lot of extra broken bones and missing teeth making Shunrei fret and panic the entire time they were together. As adults, it’s the same thing, except now it’s “I bet you can’t punch a hole in this mountain” “YES I CAN I BET YOU CAN’T” and then they revert back to being twelve.
Eventually Shunrei told them to take it away from the house so the kids don’t see, but it doesn’t matter because in the end Ryuho still ends up getting his butt kicked and losing his front baby teeth after being pushed off a cliff.
Haah sorry I can only half remember if I’ve asked similar before \o/ out of love. I was going to throw in the roommate one but that’d be more of “which of the bronzes would be allowed to crash there the longest before Shunrei starts giving looks.”
OH when I said “previous answer” I mean the answer above that one, where I mentioned birthdays, not any previous meme rounds! ALWAYS ASK ME ABOUT SHIRYU/SHUNREI PLZ or any ships in gen lemme talk about shit I like all the time like forever thanks
And the answer is always Seiya. Because Shun leaves after two days so he’s not rude, Hyoga eventually goes back to his wife and kids in the ice fields of Europe, Ikki gets self conscious after Shunrei makes him gain ten pounds from her cooking, and Seiya stays for weeks at a time because Shiryu feels bad kicking out the man who saved his life like maybe twice. There’s also Ohko who comes around a lot and Shunrei eventually has to kick him out too because he and Shiryu end up having stupid daredevil contents and nearly killing themselves every time.
Big spoon is Shiryu, and the little spoon is Shunrei! At least most of the time, that’s if they’re sleeping with back to chest. If they’re cuddling face to face, because then Shiryu snuggles into Shunrei’s chest. Until Ryuho and then it’s double big spoon action with baby in the middle.
23.) who steals the blankets?
Shiryu, who took a long time getting used to sleeping with someone else. He totally hogged all the blankets and one time nearly pushed Shunrei out of the bed. (He felt awful about it, and got better after that)
38.) what would they get each other for gifts?
Shunrei likes simple, practical things. So Shiryu usually gets her a cookbook, or plants her an herb garden, things like that. Shiryu isn’t big on material items either, but he is a bit more into those sort of things more than Shunrei, so she’ll pick out a movie he’s been wanting, or another gadget he showed interest in. She also makes him a big dinner on birthdays and the like, which is honestly what Shiryu likes the most.
39.) how do they spend christmas and new year’s (or equivalent family gatherings)?
Briefly touched on this in previous answer, but usually just a simple night together at home! They don’t really celebrate Christmas other than the annual end of the year/Christmas party that Saori holds, and the ‘January 1st’ New Year is also spent with friends. As for Chinese New Year, they obviously follow all the traditions, have lots of food and invite their friends over, and that sort of thing! Generally, they like to spend the time together, either at home or with their friends.
40.) who cusses more?
Shiryu, though he doesn’t do it a whole lot. He does it more when he’s with the Bronzes, or out training/fighting. He definitely tries to hold back when he’s at home since he feels it’s rude to Shunrei, but at the same time, he’s caught her when she’s in a rare mood muttering some nasty curses in Chinese under her breath at the crows who keep tearing up her garden, or when some of the nosy ladies in town ask her if her husband is running around on her because he’s gone so often.
Do we all agree that thinking about your ship being domestic is hnnnnnng? Ok. And I want to do an askbox meme. But I don’t like all the questions from the two usual domesticity memes. SO I compiled both, reorganized the questions, took away repeats, tweaked some of them, and added more questions that I thought of, and you should feel free to reblog or message me with more questions to add to the list, and then also ask me ships with a question’s number and we can all drown in domestic feelings. Because domesticity, is why.
how did they first kiss?
who flirts more?
how did the relationship start?
how did they start living together? do they move? how do they choose the place?
do they have roommates?
do they get married (or equivalent)?
do they have kids?
do they have pets?
do they act different in public and at home?
big spoon/little spoon?
favorite non-sexual activity?
favorite sexual activity?
how often do they have sex?
what habits of the other drives them crazy?
how often do they fight?
most trivial thing they fight over?
who uses all the hot water?
who does most of the cleaning?
what do they watch on tv and do they fight for the remote?
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working?
who answers the phone?
who steals the blankets?
who remembers things?
who does the groceries?
who cooks normally?
who leaves their stuff lying everywhere?
what kind of stuff can be found around their place?
what do their cupboards or shelves look like?
what does their closet(s) look like?
what do they do when they’re away from each other?
do they have nicknames or pet names for each other?
how do they refer to the other in public? how do other people refer to the other? (i.e. “my partner”, “ask your father”, ”dad and papa”, ”how’s your wife?”, etc)
who is more likely to pay for dinner?
how often do they go on dates?
typical date night? out or at home?
do they celebrate birthdays, valentine’s day, anniversaries?
what would they get each other for gifts?
how do they spend christmas and new year’s (or equivalent family gatherings)?
who cusses more?
what would they do if the other one was hurt?
what are little gestures they do for each other?
do they know how the other takes their coffee/tea?
do they feel they see each other enough, or do they have activities that take too much of their time?
do they friend/follow each other on facebook/tumblr/livejournal/skype/etc?
Also I’d like to point out that BULLSHIT are all the golds not only blonde but near the same height, you can’t tell me that fucking caveman five-foot wonder Dohko is even remotely in the same height bracket as “Puberty hit me hard at age 9 and my limbs are too big for my body” Saga/Kanon, or even Italian Stallion Deathmask
No wonder most people exaggerate the differences HAHA
I second the notion, to be honest <3<; Same height and then also super similar weights
Aiolia: 185cm 85kg Milo : 184cm 84kg Both greek like— those bodies would look REALLY similar
I think in their case it depends? Sure, their height is the same and their weight is really close, but the distribution of their weight is the key, especially considering they have very distinct fighting styles (ESP if you analyze the fighting games)
For example, I hc that since Aiolia tends to fight entirely with his fists, his weight is more upper-body based, AND he has a little bit of cushioning over his muscles to take any blows — therefore will look a bit bigger than someone with the same weight he has but in pure muscle, since fat is less dense
While Milo is all compact muscle and powerful agile legs because his fighting style focuses more on speed and flexibility and does not rely much on actual bodily strength (which he still has anyway, because he’s still like ~10kg heavier than others who don’t rely on physical strength at all) — so he’d have like 8% body fat? While I see Aiolia having like double that
That’s exactly it, you can have two people in similar height and weight but depending on how they use their body/just natural build, their shapes will be completely different! Growing up I had friends who were the same height, and probably only had ~1-2kg difference in weight? But one was on the track team, and one wasn’t. The track runner had bigger thighs, and most of their mass was in the lower half of the body, while the other had their weight more evenly distributed all over.
With Aiolia, since most of his attacks tend to be punches, I see him with more of a boxer build, meaning top heavy. Also, looking at Aiolos, you can see that it seems genetic for him to be built more stocky than Milo, who is on the slimmer side. As Ari pointed out, Milo is about speed and catching his opponent off guard first, rather than enduring a lasting fight. He’s built to be quick and not for taking hits. His weight is evenly put out all over, to give him a more slender build.
Has the Saint seiya in your heart died or did you just get better things to do than draw seintos (which I think is really cool. You have a life to live outside of fictional characters, and your original art is really great btw)
NEVER!!!! obviously there is absolutely nothin better to do than draw saints! (but yes, i dont always have the time, even if i think of them often)